Well, we have arrived. The Randomizer has given us the tropiest trope of games with the lowest hanging fruit. Spanky’s Quest for the SNES. It has a monkey. His name is Spanky. Go ahead. We also make the jokes but there are other jokes! And stories! and hot sauces! So please enjoy our…episode over a monkey named Spanky.
The beast is back: now with 100 levels of pain! That can only mean one thing: we’re talking about Donkey Kong ’94 for the Game Boy. We talk about guinea pigs and putting on wet shirts. We muse about the Game Boy Classic, and take a quiz by Quizmaster Matt. Continue reading →
We’re talking about Solomon’s Key for the NES…kinda. You love 45 minute intro stories, right? Tyler tells a slumber party story and talks about their ‘tivities. Circus Skate Guy is back, baby! We talk about little kids behind their backs. For probably too long. Tyler issues a “Key Quiz”. We take a few calls. We thank a few people. We all have a good time. Continue reading →
We don’t talk about this a lot because of the stigma that surrounds blob ownership…but we have a blob in the studio. It’s true. A couple of months ago we scraped together enough money from Patreon (thank you donors) to order our very own blob. Once a week we feed our blob a sriracha-flavored jelly bean, and he transforms into a pair of microphones and then we say dirty words into him. On a completely unrelated side-note: on this week’s episode we’re talking about David Crane’s A Boy and His Blob: Trouble in Blobolonia for the NES. We take a Which Jelly Bean Are You personality quiz? Tyler issues a jelly trivia quiz. We take a voicemail from longtime listener Fred. Continue reading →
We’re talking about the 1994 SNES game, Eek! The Cat. We each drink a Peach Bellini. We talk about how to flirt with men. We have an update on what a Walgreens Code Four is. Tyler explains to us what a pain particle is. Dave was a frog. There are two quizzes.