22Jan / 2020

Ep. 542 – Super Battletank

TADPOG: Super Battletank [ 1:33:24 ] Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

OOPS! ALL TANKS! We dun goofed for this one and played too many Battle Tank games. Luckily, Master Cycle Baron Kevin Link was on to even things up. Tyler and Dave played Super Battle Tank 2 and Link played Super Battle Tank. So we covered both – worry not! They are basically the same game. Lots of Tank Talk. Both literal and Girl varieties. We also find out what game Nikki has mastered and of whom Dave is truly jealous.

Super Battletank Podcast Shownotes:

We assure you, we’re still giving away a “Mystery Capcom Prize“
Dave streamed Super Battletank 2 on Twitch, if you like Twitch, video games, battles, tanks, twos or guys named Dave!
Fullmetal Alchemist vs. Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood.
Bucky O’ Hare? We did that episode on The Love of Indie.
Okay, so here is Super Battle Tank.
And here is Super Battle Tank 2.
You know you needed to know more about Garry Kitchen.
Nikki’s skill is beyond The Hurt Locker.
Tank Girl! It’s violently 90s!
And Tank Girl in Orange is the New Black.
Only the best Pamela Anderson movies – Barb Wire.
MARTIIIIIIN!
Dave watched a lot of Dream On just for the hope of a boob.
That guy on Herman’s Head really liked girls.
John Mulaney’s Sack Lunch Bunch!
Big Mouth is another John Mulaney gold mine. (NSFW)
We did this episode if you’re into that sort of thing.

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15Jan / 2020

Ep. 541 – Championship Pool

TADPOG: Championship Pool [ 1:44:41 ] Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

Hi there. We here at TADPOG like to play games then sort of review them. This week we talk about Championship Pool. It’s, well, a pool simulator. Are you into that? Probably not. So hear me out, the game may not be your thing but we still bring the goofs. We talk about Castlevania. Share stories. We promise there is some good stuff in this one even though its about a pool simulator. JUST GIVE THE BOYS A CHANCE, WILL YOU?

Championship Pool Podcast Shownotes:

We assure you, we’re still giving away a “Mystery Capcom Prize“
Dave streamed Championship Pool on Twitch, if you like Twitch, video games, championships, pools, Super Castlevania IV (because that’s what the stream ended up being after an hour) or guys named Dave!
Dave very much enjoyed the work of Ian Fidance.
Do you miss Castlevania? We know we do.
If only Tyler hadn’t spoiled his chance to soak in some Mitch Hedberg.
How good is Caddyshack today?
Hey man, nice shot.
Won’t you be a part of the world’s largest Dilbert cosplay?
If not, won’t you be a part of the world’s largest Marmaduke cosplay?
Please tell me you had these California Raisin toys.
Guile’s Theme is just right for Uncle Phil.
Remember that time we did an episode over Abobo’s Big Adventure?
Sadly, do you recall the dark time we did an episode of the Wall Street Kid?
Check out our Call of Cthulhu Son of Sam series! If you like it then the sequel is on Patreon!

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08Jan / 2020

Ep. 540 – Dragon’s Lair

TADPOG: Dragon's Lair [ 1:41:59 ] Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

Dragon’s Lair! Did you see the art and episode announcement and got excited? WELL DIAL IT BACK! WE AREN’T TALKING ABOUT THE GOOD ONE! We dive into the SNES port – and what a doozy. Tyler and Dave do talk about the works of Don Bluth, smells we think everyone needs to smell, and bring up the beauty of a twerking Sonic. Enjoy!

Dragon’s Lair Podcast Shownotes:

We assure you, we’re still giving away a “Mystery Capcom Prize“
Dave streamed Dragon’s Lair on Twitch, if you like Twitch, video games, dragons, lairs, or guys named Dave!
The Bluth Family – Oscar, Michael, Gob, and Don.
You know we have to talk about An American Tail.
The Secret of Nimh was my jam.
We did enjoy the first dozen Land Before Time movies.
What was the edge? It was Rockadoodle.
Boktai: The Sun is in your hand caused me many a sunburn.
The OG Dragon’s Lair is still amazing.
ONLY THE FINEST WILL EAT THE GANYMEDE ROCK LOBSTER!
RadioLab talks about Foie Gras.
Pat Contri going to flea markets is a pretty good watch.
The seventh sign – a twerking Sonic.
We did do an episode over Color a Dinosaur.
We also did an episode over this game.

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01Jan / 2020

Ep. 539 – Prince of Persia

TADPOG: Prince of Persia [ 1:40:28 ] Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

Tyler lifted his head from his Donny Jeffcoat signed bat, uttering his final word of prayer to the Randomizer. “C…tic….Pl….er.” the Randomizer whispered. “What? Celtic Pliers? What do you wish of us, Randomizer?” Tyler screamed into the void. “Cine…ic….Plat…er.” the Randomizer replied. Strength growing in its voice. “You don’t mean? Please. No.” Tyler whimpered in the night. “CINEMATIC PLATFORMER! PRINCE OF PERSIA!” The Randomizer howled with malice! So this week Tyler and Dave tackled Prince of Persia for the SNES. But its not as bleak at the Randomizer likely intended it to be. We talk DOS, Aladdin, take a quiz and do some real talk about Prince of Persia. Enjoy!

Prince of Persia Podcast Shownotes:

We assure you, we’re still giving away a “Mystery Capcom Prize“
Dave streamed Prince of Persia on Twitch, if you like Twitch, video games, princes, Persia, or guys named Dave!
Apple II first had Prince of Persia.
RIFF RAFF! STREET RAT!
Aladdin is still Tyler’s favorite Disney movie.
Dave learned how to punish Nikki from 1001 Nights.
Prince of Persia was made with rotoscoping.
This game was made for speed running.
You know what the Danger Room is, yes?
Um. Well. Faces of Death (NSFW). Not our thing.
Quit trying to bring back Red Dwarf.
Paul Clewell vs. Blood Bowl
The glory of Mega Man for DOS.
Also the unbeatable glory of Teenage Mutant DOS Turtles.
Learn you some Hee Haw.
About 16 minutes in you get some of the good Wings Ann Margaret business.
All Hail Dave for remembering Herzog Zwei
Yeah yeah yeah Ross, Home Improvement.

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25Dec / 2019

Ep. 538 – Power Rangers Zeo: Battle Racers

TADPOG: Power Rangers Zeo: Battle Racers [ 1:30:11 ] Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

“MERRY CHRISTMAS!” The Randomizer shouted! “On Garbage! On Difficulty! On Copy and Pasting! On Licensing Franchising! Now Cash Grabs! Now Lies and Attrition!” It was then Tyler and Dave heard a rustling and down the chimney came a true piece of coal -Saban’s Power Ranger’s Zeo Battle Racers, to both of their woe. “Well,” said Tyler. “We could bring on the Brit to balance out this dump of a show.” It was then Dave replied with a smile, his nose red from Baja Blasting this very long while, “TO ALL A ROUGH LISTEN TO THIS GAME WE SHOULD ALL PISS IN!”

Power Rangers Zeo: Battle Racers Podcast Shownotes:

We assure you, we’re still giving away a “Mystery Capcom Prize“
Dave streamed Power Rangers Zeo: Battle Racers on Twitch, if you like Twitch, video games, power, rangers, zeos, or guys named Dave!
Poor Billy, the former Blue Ranger, when it came to the Gold Ranger.
Can see see the dollar signs with the Power Rangers Zeo transfer?
I’m pretty sure that William Shatner did Rocket Man.
I have heard a rumor that it was actually Elton John but I’m skeptical.
The Toys that made us is such as amazing show, particularly the one about the Power Rangers.
That OG Power Ranger stuff with Super Sentai.
Have you read Ready Player One? Then you know about Japanese Spider Man.
We also did an episode over Ready Player One.
Speaking of Ready Player one, how about Pac-Man?
What about Joust?
And what about Heavy Barrel?
MERRY CHRISTMAS! HERE IS A CHRISTMAS GEM FOR YOU!

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18Dec / 2019

Ep. 537 – Ghoul Patrol

TADPOG: Ghoul Patrol [ 1:56:34 ] Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

We stood at the edge of the abyss, staring into the violent darkness and shouted, “WE LOVE SANDWICH POPE PHIL HAWKINS! YOU CANNOT HAVE HIM!” and the darkness whispered back, “Have him then.” So the Randomizer chose a Phil Hawkins game TWO WEEKS IN A ROW bringing us Ghoul Patrol this week! Have you heard of Ghoul Patrol? Probably not. Its the sequel to Zombies Ate My Neighbors, but you wouldn’t guess that from the title. We talk about Bois, Burger King, and Kid’s Cuisine – like always. But this time we all sprinkle in some Ghoul Patron chat. Enjoy!

Ghoul Patrol Podcast Shownotes:

We assure you, we’re still giving away a “Mystery Capcom Prize“
Dave streamed Ghoul Patrol on Twitch, if you like Twitch, video games, ghouls, patrols, Zombies Ate My Neighbors, or guys named Dave!
WHAT IS THE TRUE DEFINITION OF”BOI“?
Have you had a Burger King chicken nugget….
….they taste like food from Murlynd’s Spoon.
Phil gots to have his Jack-In-The-Box tacos.
All hate to be heaped upon Rally’s/Checker’s.
The only food for kids is truly Kid Cuisine.
Here is a brave fellow trying out all the Kid Cuisine.
We did an episode over Zombies Ate My Neighbors.
Oh the theatre of the Ghoul Patrol intro.
Phil was all about some Power Pete.

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11Dec / 2019

Ep. 536 – Dungeon Master

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From the darkest depths of the darkest night, the Randomizer chose for us play Dungeon Master, the 1992 port of a 1987 Atari ST dungeon crawler. It has some good history and some bad history. To do a proper study of this game we bring on Sandwich Pope Phil Hawkins, as we do with all SNES dungeon crawlers. We talk about Melissa’s experience with the Country Music Awards, the glory of Herald Arthur’s battlecry of PINGAS, and our old stomping ground of Palace Chat. Enjoy!

Dungeon Master Podcast Shownotes:

We assure you, we’re still giving away a “Mystery Capcom Prize“
Dave streamed Dungeon Master on Twitch, if you like Twitch, video games, dungeons, mastering, dungeon crawlers, or guys named Dave!
Didn’t you have your Baby Yoda JNCOs in Palace Chat?
Toad & Frog know how to deal with their problems.
Dave knows Remy both LaCroix (NSFW) and LeBaeu.
We were basic AF and drank us some White Claw.
Check out that guy who is better that us, Chocopus!
We did have him on Goof Troop.
Oh, and we also had him on Super Smash Bros.
Just have a taste of the Sandlot 2.
If you like this, try Legend of Grimrock.
DADDY was also in Sundog.
Lady Tsunade was based on Hitomi Tanaka (NSFW)
Want that quality take on Dungeon Master? Listen to Elanrae.
Phil has some other jams like Might & Magic III.
Phil was also on Wizardry V.
POPULOUS! WE HAD TO PLAY POP-U-LOUS!
If you didn’t get that great gag, its based on Popular in Wicked.
Roger Clemens was on that episode of The Simpsons.
We also did an episode of a baseball game featuring Roger Clemens.
We mentioned good history, here is Dungeon Master’s encyclopedia.
Dungeon Master’s Box Art.
A good take on Dungeon Master’s impact on CRPGs.
The history of Dungeon Master.
THE ORIGIN OF PINGAS!
THE PROPER DEFINITION OF PINGAS!
THE USAGE OF PINGAS!

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04Dec / 2019

Ep. 535 – Battle Blaze

TADPOG: Battle Blaze [ 1:47:26 ] Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

Do you LOVE Conan the Barbarian? Do you love him so much you’ll consume anything vaguely resembling him, including media that stole his imagine just to capitalize on his popularity? Do you LOVE poorly designed fighting games released far after any time that it could have been relevant? No? Good, because no one does. But theoretically if such an audience existed then WE TOTALLY HAVE A GAME FOR YOU! BATTLE BLAZE! Don’t worry – not only do we do a deep dive into this ridiculousness, we also discuss odd fetishes and Richard Dawson. So come on down and enjoy our misery.

Battle Blaze Podcast Shownotes:

We assure you, we’re still giving away a “Mystery Capcom Prize“
Dave streamed Battle Blaze on Twitch, if you like Twitch, video games, battle, blazing, or guys named Dave!
Do you still love a good Lunchable?
Justin McElroy did a thing called Things I bought at Sheetz.
HE NEEDS YOU TO GIVE HIM YOUR PEE-PEE!
Imagine a zombie version of Richard Dawson.
In case you didn’t know about the Imp stuff from FFVI.
The hottest fetish is the Solid Snake Box fetish.
Don’t forget that we covered Shaq Fu.
There was an episode over Golden Axe as well.
And just because, we also covered Altered Beast.
Battle Blaze has Floyd Mayweather AI.
The best appearance by Andrew Dice Clay.
MMMMMmmm Crash Test Dummies
Have you seen Mr. Belvedere sit on his balls? I can’t find it but here is a synopsis of the episode about AIDS.

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