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We’re breaking tradition for a special episode of TADPOG, where we talk about Bioshock, Bioshock 2 and Bioshock Infinite with Jacob York (of wolf fighting fame). WARNING: This episode is rife with spoilers.

In This Episode:

• Bioshock
• Bioshock 2
• Bioshock Infinite
• You can only bring one Bioshock game with you to a desert island, which do you bring?
• Bioshock testimony
• Rank One Child Galka
• Medal of Honor D-Day
• Did you save the Little Sisters or harvest the Little Sisters?
• Whaaaat? A Twilight comparison?
• No breast physics
• Comparisons to The Walking Dead
• God Only Knows: Original / Bioshock Infinite
• Everybody Wants to Rule the World: Original / Bioshock Infinite
• Girls Just Wanna Have Fun: Original / Bioshock Infinite
• Favorite vigors
• American Exceptionalism
• What amazing part of Bioshock, Bioshock 2 or Bioshock Infinite did we miss? Let us know on facebook or call us.

Plugs:

• Don’t you miss an episode! Subscribe to TADPOG on iTunes.
• Find us at tadpog.com or facebook.com/tadpog and let us know what you think of the show.
• Call 270-883-2555 and leave us a voice mail. Relevant or not, we don’t mind.

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This week on TADPOG, we’re talking about Flashback, the 1993 cinematic platformer for the Super Nintendo.

In This Episode:

• The $100 Challenge ruined by Weinerville
• Ein’s purple snout
• Who the fuck is Kevin?
• Acorn Archimedes?
• I drive a Jaguar
• Comparisons to Blackthorne
• Bop It: The Game
• Battlestar Galactica, The Running Man, Blade Runner, Ender’s Game, They Live, Total Recall
• Pacific Rim restaurant
• Coffee snuggling
• “Aw man, I fucking love the Smurfs!”
• Tyler and Dave Theorize About Cartoons from Childhood
• Picking up items off of the ground
• The Flashback Remake
• Last Action Hero/Tywin Lannister
• Using needles at the mall
• Where Are They Now: Delphine Software International
• Out of this World
• Dave loves him some Motoracer
• Flashback or They Live Pop Quiz
• I’m all outta bubblegum
• The relationship between Flashback and Shaq Fu
• Cripple Fight
• More episodes with pop quizzes: Super Turrican 2 and Killer Instinct
• Dash Hopes
• The Gooch Triplets
• Lord Mike of Perdue’s fan art
• Matt’s Package Contest
• The best thing about a renaissance festival

What We’ve Been Playing:

• Tyler played more Metro 2033, and Maniac Mansion on DOSBox.
• Dave played a lot of FLASHBACK and couldn’t stop Rogue Legacy demo.

Shout Outs:

• Mustachioed Cleric (Wiley Ammons of Super Star Wars fame)
• Dennis Robison
• Ramon Castillo
• Jacob York
• Kevin Link
• Yuki’s Cousin
• Josh Nance
• Nicole Nance
• Lord Mike of Perdue
• Natron Gatron
• Matt Barger
• Jess Dockrey of suggstreetpost.com
• ShortyNoPockets
• Your babies daddy
• Laura Ammons
• Nice Gooch

Plugs:

• Don’t you miss an episode! Subscribe to TADPOG on iTunes.
• Find us at tadpog.com or facebook.com/tadpog and let us know what you think of the show.
• Call 270-883-2555 and leave us a voice mail. Relevant or not, we don’t mind.

Theme Song:

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In keeping with the TADPOG tradition of playing one horrible game for each ten games that we play from IGN’s Top 100 SNES games, this week we’re talking about the catastrophically bad game: Super Noah’s Ark 3D for the Super Nintendo.

In This Episode:

• Tyler and Dave Talk About Beakers
• The Lost Vikings
• Giraffes are more powerful than camels
• Tyler and Dave Talk About the Bible
• Chex Quest
• The world is made of Duplos
• Game Genie technology
• The famed game developer: Wisdom Tree
• Not to be confused with Konami’s Noah’s Ark for the NES
• The Walls of Jericho for GameBoy
• The Neo of Heaven
• Super Noah’s Ark 3D or Super 3D Noah’s Ark
• Bibleman
• Joey Gladstone
• The Jackalope
• Sheep go to heaven, goats go to hell
• Super Noah’s Ark 3D Achievements
• Jesus In Space
• Death and Return of Superman rant
• Put yo tits in camera

What We’ve Been Playing:

• Tyler finished Metroid: Zero Mission and Thomas Was Alone, and started Metro 2033.
• Dave finished playing Bioshock Infinite and downloaded the Rogue Legacy demo.

Shout Outs:

• Josh Nance
• Nicole Nance
• Matt Barger
• Lord Mike of Perdue
• Kevin Link
• Jess Dockrey of suggstreetpost.com
• Megalixir
• Tony
• Ramon Castillo
• jhkillam
• PhilthyPhil7
• RubGooch

Plugs:

• Don’t you miss an episode! Subscribe to TADPOG on iTunes.
• Find us at tadpog.com or facebook.com/tadpog and let us know what you think of the show.
• Call 270-883-2555 and leave us a voice mail. Relevant or not, we don’t mind.

Theme Song:

• This week, the great group Megalixir supplied us with a great Pilotwings cover to use on this milestone episode! Our regular theme song is Moves by Sycamore Drive was used as our intro/outro under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike 3.o United States License.

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Yup, it’s time for another special episode. Tyler and Dave sit down to reorder the bottom twenty twenty-one games on IGN’s Top 100 Super Nintendo Games.

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This week on TADPOG, we sit down with Miller to talk about Pilotwings, the 1991 Nintendo classic for the Super Nintendo.

In This Episode:

• Confession Kid Meme
• “Toilet monster needs his medicine”
• Little Bear, the Skyrim Cherokee
• Rogue Legacy demo
• Rocketbelt by Megalixir (and their awe-inspiring gooters)
• Miyamoto
• Sandpiper Air
• Big Al / Big Gay Al
• License to Drive
• Pilotwings, a lesson in apathy
• “I’m the ‘before’ Pilotwings Guy” – Tyler
• Give me masturbation, or give me death
• Internet Porn TED Talk
• The last woman left on earth
• Dave loved Super Tennis for the same reasons he loved Pilotwings
• The rocketbelt
• Pilotwings Face 😐
• Goatse ring
• “Do you like dinosaurs and cake?”
• Chipmunk Adventures
• Flying through rings
• Pilotwings Achievements
• Josh Nance, Sky Captain of Tomorrow (of Uniracers and The Death and Return of Superman fame)
• Has anyone beaten Pilotwings?
• I didn’t take it out for air, Shirley
• Accuracy Beard
• Have a nice day
• The perfect companion to Final Fantasy X-2
• Tyler and Dave Talk About Baths art by Matt Barger
• Soda Shaq

What We’ve Been Playing:

• Tyler finished The Walking Dead and started Metroid: Zero Mission.
• Miller has been playing Suikoden III and Neverwinter.
• Dave has been playing Bioshock Infinite still and hopes to start Rogue Legacy.

Shout Outs:

• Ramon Castillo
• Lord Mike of Perdue
• Josh Nance
• Nicole Nance
• Jess Dockrey of suggstreetpost.com
• Tony
• KidSampson
• Matt Barger
• Dennis Robison
• Kevin Link
• David Dycus
• Jon Turley
• Brian Atkins
• Megalixir

Plugs:

• Don’t you miss an episode! Subscribe to TADPOG on iTunes.
• Find us at tadpog.com or facebook.com/tadpog and let us know what you think of the show.
• Call 270-883-2555 and leave us a voice mail. Relevant or not, we don’t mind.

Theme Song:

• This week, the great group Megalixir supplied us with a great Pilotwings cover to use on this milestone episode! Our regular theme song is Moves by Sycamore Drive was used as our intro/outro under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike 3.o United States License.

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This week on TADPOG, we sit down with Josh (of Uniracers fame) to talk about The Death and Return of Superman, the 1994 Blizzard/Sunsoft classic for the Super Nintendo.

In This Episode:

• Goober Beauty ™
• Sparkling Wiggles
• Pterodactyl porn… google at your own peril
• The Executioner has huge gonads
• Tyler finished Let’s Explore Diabetes with Owls and started American Gods
• Jurassic Park LARP
• What do you mean there’s no GameFAQ?
• Superman faces off against his powerful enemies Chainsaw and Molotov
• Maximum Carnage with Superman stuff?
• The Green Ranger never died
• TADPOG Remembers: The Death of Superman was a big deal
• Dave and Josh talk about The Death of Superman by Dan Jurgens
• Steel? How ’bout it, Second Breakfast?
• Doomsday punches Supergirl’s face off
• Josh forgot about The Adventures of Lois and Clark
• MTV Bball Jam
• Some rapid-fire bitchings
• Unfortunately, this game contains no Real Bad Girls from Final Fight
• Best game of all time according to GMitchell
• The Death and Return of Superman achievements
• Penis nicknames, eradicating gooters
• Where Are They Now?: Sunsoft
• Blizzard helped make this game…I’m sure you know them from Blackthorne
• Goku vs. Superman
• Kate Upton’s Power Level
• Willow is Star Wars canon?
• Elliot’s healing breasts are the opposite of Orchid’s death titties.
• Patton Oswalt’s filibuster
• Ze goggles, zey do nothing!
• Tylernol

What We’ve Been Playing:

• Tyler has been playing The Walking Dead and will soon start on Devil May Cry.
• Josh has been playing Bioshock Infinite and Jurassic Park: The Lost World.
• Dave has been playing Bioshock Infinite, and Super Hoopla (the easiest game at Dave & Busters).

Shout Outs:

• Josh Nance
• Nicole Nance
• Megalixir
• Matt Barger
• Jess Dockrey of suggstreetpost.com
• Lord Mike of Perdue
• Ramon Castillo
• Paul Clewell
• Meghan Holland
• Leva Bates
• KidSampson
• Matt Barger
• Dennis Robison
• Jon Turley

Plugs:

• Don’t you miss an episode! Subscribe to TADPOG on iTunes.
• Find us at tadpog.com or facebook.com/tadpog and let us know what you think of the show.
• Call 270-883-2555 and leave us a voice mail. Relevant or not, we don’t mind.

Theme Song:

• The song Moves by Sycamore Drive was used as our intro/outro under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike 3.o United States License.

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This week on TADPOG, we talk about Killer Instinct, the 1995 Rareware classic for the Super Nintendo.

In This Episode:

• Tyler and Dave Talk About Baths; Josh of Uniracers fame watches
• Tyler’s Audio Book Corner: Red Country / Let’s Explore Diabetes with Owls
• David Sedaris fights a lot like Fulgore
• Pocket Change at Kentucky Oaks Mall
• Dycus had the Gameboy version
• Orchid’s weird elf-shoe boobs
• Black Patriot Boxer
• Faces molded from wet clay, a la Super Tennis
• “Nothin’ weird about death titties!”
• Humiliations
• Some kind of adjective combo
• Tyler is not screaming multiple “fucks”
• Darkstalkers Werewolf
• Orchid uses Death Titties on Spinal. It’s not very effective.
• Some T.G.R.I. going on
• Which is the most evil corporation in a video game? Ultratech, Shinra, Umbrella, or Black Mesa?
• Blanka’s Ending vs. Eyedol’s ending
• A small break to reveal the results of Tyler and Dave’s Harry Potter and Game of Thrones quiz results
• Pop Quiz: Riptor or Reptar?
• Klasky Csupo’s other work (NSFW)
• Epic Beard Man Original Flavor / Epic Beard Man Punch Out!
• Bunsen
• Everything is in Tyler’s Mom’s attic
• Rugrats of Future Past
• C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
• Where Are They Now?: Rare
• We already covered Where Are They Now?: Midway in our Ultimate Mortal Kombat 3 episode.
• Piñata Fighters ™

What We’ve Been Playing:

• Tyler has logged over 100-hours in Borderlands 2, and got all six endings in 999.
• Dave played the arcade versions of Marvel vs. Capcom and Street Fighter II, finished Far Cry 3 and continued Final Fantasy Dimensions.

Shout Outs:

• Nathan Gartin
• Laura Ammons
• Matt Barger
• Lord Mike of Perdue
• Jacob York
• Ingrid Roy (would like to fuck)
• [Apex] Stealth
• Nicole Nance
• Josh Nance
• Micah Perdue
• Ramon Castillo
• Meg Holland
• Kevin Link
• Matt Barger
• Tylernol
• Wiley Ammons
• Megalixir
• Tyler Dunigan

Plugs:

• Special thanks to High Octane for his use of his track Killer Instinct.
• Don’t you miss an episode! Subscribe to TADPOG on iTunes.
• Find us at tadpog.com or facebook.com/tadpog and let us know what you think of the show.
• Call 270-883-2555 and leave us a voice mail. Relevant or not, we don’t mind.

Theme Song:

• The song Moves by Sycamore Drive was used as our intro/outro under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike 3.o United States License.

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In a Double NSFW Episode, Father Wiley Ammons sits down with us to talk about Super Star Wars, the 1992 LucasArts classic for the Super Nintendo.

In This Episode:

• Mega Man X, running in place, and Sticks
• How to jump from a truck
• Get Birdman coffee
• George Lucas may have been high
• The JVC Kaboom Box
• Muppet Babies Star Wars
• The Sandcrawler’s got its own Blargg
• “Let the hate flow through you.”
• Grim Fandango aka Wiley’s Favorite Game
• This game has a Train Level (see Tiny Toon Adventures: Buster Busts Loose!)
• Super Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back episode
• The Sarlacc Pit
• Wiley reads from Wookieepedia
• Dejarik Holochess
• Escape from Lut Gholein
• Are you a masochist who enjoyed Super Star Wars? Try Sparkster!
• “Heaven” by Micah
• Remember, according to Super Turrican 2, space fish make the best contractors
• “These are not the droids your looking for.”
• Larry is fired from LucasArts
• Super Star Wars for the PC
• “No polygon count, just lots o’ big pixels.”
• Better Star Wars games: Shadows of the Empire, X-Wing, TIE Fighter, Dark Forces
• Kupo Nuts
• Super Star Wars Achievements
• I AM LIFE!
• Friends with Symbiotes

What We’ve Been Playing:

• Dave continues Final Fantasy Dimensions, and finished Guacamelee!
• Tyler continues Borderlands 2, and You Don’t Know Jack.
• Wiley decided to pick up Cave Story (which we played on the PC).

Shout Outs:

• Megalixir
• Micah Perdue
• Eli Phillips
• Ramon Castillo
• Kevin Link
• Mario Italiano
• Matt Barger
• Jess Dockrey – suggstreetpost.com
• Nicole Nance
• Josh Nance
• Laura Ammons
• Dennis Robison
• Eli Phillips
• Jon Turley
• Joshua Edwards
• Tyler Dunigan
• Nicole Nance
• Sean McElwain
• John Sullivan
• Wiley Ammons

Plugs:

• Jesus / Camp Weed
• Don’t you miss an episode! Subscribe to TADPOG on iTunes.
• Find us at tadpog.com or facebook.com/tadpog and let us know what you think of the show.
• Call 270-883-2555 and leave us a voice mail. Relevant or not, we don’t mind.

Theme Song:

• The song Moves by Sycamore Drive was used as our intro/outro under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike 3.o United States License.