Two N64 Haters face off against two N64 Lovers in a no holds barred, winner take all, epic bout. Okay, not really. We end up having a pretty gregarious conversation about the Nintendo 64 and Dorkly’s list of top games for the console. If that’s not enough to entice you to click on the play button, we also talk about the crossover of whales into polyamorous circles and develop Glory Daze, the pinnacle of pornographic television entertainment.
This is it. We’re wrapping up Dorkly’s Top 25 N64 games. Josh and Ian return to finish discussing Ocarina of Time. There’s also (finally) plenty of explicit pog talk, rants about local fast food and another letter from civil war soldier Jon Turley.
Josh and Ian join us to talk about Dorkly’s top-rated Nintendo 64 game, The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. Additionally there is a message from Banjo (of Banjo-Kazooie fame), Meg plays Final Fantasy VIII, and we receive a letter from our long lost Burger Bottom at Klingon Basic Training.
We’re talking about the 1999 classic, Super Smash Bros. for the Nintendo 64. Our resident Smashologist, Josh Nance joins us. Turns out there’s a lot of game talk on this one with liberal breaks to talk about emojis, migraines and scrotal injuries.
TADPOG’s Sweetheart, Nicole Nance and (a new challenger appears!) Ian Chandler join us to talk about Dorkly’s third-ranked N64 game, Super Mario 64. WARNING: There is a lot of game talk in this episode (like way more game talk than a regular episode of TADPOG). Is there an abundant supply of gushing praise? Or does the Cloud of Negativity plume up like the Smoke Monster on Lost?
Oathbreaker Blake Woods joins us to talk about GoldenEye 007 for the N64 as we continue to play through Dorkly’s Top 25 Nintendo 64 games. None of us know anything about James Bond, so we are one-hundred percent the right people to discuss this James Bond game. Tyler’s dad, Randy, makes his return to tell a few dad jokes and one really, really weird one.
On this episode, TADPOG’s Sweethearts, Josh and Nicole return to help us wrap up The Legend of Zelda: Majora’s Mask. Dave is sick and miserable, there’s a creepypasta reading by Nicole, and TWO quizzes.
TADPOG’s Sweethearts, Josh and Nicole join us to talk about The Legend of Zelda: Majora’s Mask. Dorkly thought pretty highly of it. They ranked it as their 5th-favorite N64 game of all time. So we talk a little about that. AND because you asked for it, Tyler reads the last Reddit Trial by Fire: Colby.