25Dec / 2019

Ep. 538 – Power Rangers Zeo: Battle Racers

“MERRY CHRISTMAS!” The Randomizer shouted! “On Garbage! On Difficulty! On Copy and Pasting! On Licensing Franchising! Now Cash Grabs! Now Lies and Attrition!” It was then Tyler and Dave heard a rustling and down the chimney came a true piece of coal -Saban’s Power Ranger’s Zeo Battle Racers, to both of their woe. “Well,” said Tyler. “We could bring on the Brit to balance out this dump of a show.” It was then Dave replied with a smile, his nose red from Baja Blasting this very long while, “TO ALL A ROUGH LISTEN TO THIS GAME WE SHOULD ALL PISS IN!”

Power Rangers Zeo: Battle Racers Podcast Shownotes:

We assure you, we’re still giving away a “Mystery Capcom Prize“
Dave streamed Power Rangers Zeo: Battle Racers on Twitch, if you like Twitch, video games, power, rangers, zeos, or guys named Dave!
Poor Billy, the former Blue Ranger, when it came to the Gold Ranger.
Can see see the dollar signs with the Power Rangers Zeo transfer?
I’m pretty sure that William Shatner did Rocket Man.
I have heard a rumor that it was actually Elton John but I’m skeptical.
The Toys that made us is such as amazing show, particularly the one about the Power Rangers.
That OG Power Ranger stuff with Super Sentai.
Have you read Ready Player One? Then you know about Japanese Spider Man.
We also did an episode over Ready Player One.
Speaking of Ready Player one, how about Pac-Man?
What about Joust?
And what about Heavy Barrel?
MERRY CHRISTMAS! HERE IS A CHRISTMAS GEM FOR YOU!

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18Dec / 2019

Ep. 537 – Ghoul Patrol

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We stood at the edge of the abyss, staring into the violent darkness and shouted, “WE LOVE SANDWICH POPE PHIL HAWKINS! YOU CANNOT HAVE HIM!” and the darkness whispered back, “Have him then.” So the Randomizer chose a Phil Hawkins game TWO WEEKS IN A ROW bringing us Ghoul Patrol this week! Have you heard of Ghoul Patrol? Probably not. Its the sequel to Zombies Ate My Neighbors, but you wouldn’t guess that from the title. We talk about Bois, Burger King, and Kid’s Cuisine – like always. But this time we all sprinkle in some Ghoul Patron chat. Enjoy!

Ghoul Patrol Podcast Shownotes:

We assure you, we’re still giving away a “Mystery Capcom Prize“
Dave streamed Ghoul Patrol on Twitch, if you like Twitch, video games, ghouls, patrols, Zombies Ate My Neighbors, or guys named Dave!
WHAT IS THE TRUE DEFINITION OF”BOI“?
Have you had a Burger King chicken nugget….
….they taste like food from Murlynd’s Spoon.
Phil gots to have his Jack-In-The-Box tacos.
All hate to be heaped upon Rally’s/Checker’s.
The only food for kids is truly Kid Cuisine.
Here is a brave fellow trying out all the Kid Cuisine.
We did an episode over Zombies Ate My Neighbors.
Oh the theatre of the Ghoul Patrol intro.
Phil was all about some Power Pete.

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11Dec / 2019

Ep. 536 – Dungeon Master

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From the darkest depths of the darkest night, the Randomizer chose for us play Dungeon Master, the 1992 port of a 1987 Atari ST dungeon crawler. It has some good history and some bad history. To do a proper study of this game we bring on Sandwich Pope Phil Hawkins, as we do with all SNES dungeon crawlers. We talk about Melissa’s experience with the Country Music Awards, the glory of Herald Arthur’s battlecry of PINGAS, and our old stomping ground of Palace Chat. Enjoy!

Dungeon Master Podcast Shownotes:

We assure you, we’re still giving away a “Mystery Capcom Prize“
Dave streamed Dungeon Master on Twitch, if you like Twitch, video games, dungeons, mastering, dungeon crawlers, or guys named Dave!
Didn’t you have your Baby Yoda JNCOs in Palace Chat?
Toad & Frog know how to deal with their problems.
Dave knows Remy both LaCroix (NSFW) and LeBaeu.
We were basic AF and drank us some White Claw.
Check out that guy who is better that us, Chocopus!
We did have him on Goof Troop.
Oh, and we also had him on Super Smash Bros.
Just have a taste of the Sandlot 2.
If you like this, try Legend of Grimrock.
DADDY was also in Sundog.
Lady Tsunade was based on Hitomi Tanaka (NSFW)
Want that quality take on Dungeon Master? Listen to Elanrae.
Phil has some other jams like Might & Magic III.
Phil was also on Wizardry V.
POPULOUS! WE HAD TO PLAY POP-U-LOUS!
If you didn’t get that great gag, its based on Popular in Wicked.
Roger Clemens was on that episode of The Simpsons.
We also did an episode of a baseball game featuring Roger Clemens.
We mentioned good history, here is Dungeon Master’s encyclopedia.
Dungeon Master’s Box Art.
A good take on Dungeon Master’s impact on CRPGs.
The history of Dungeon Master.
THE ORIGIN OF PINGAS!
THE PROPER DEFINITION OF PINGAS!
THE USAGE OF PINGAS!

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04Dec / 2019

Ep. 535 – Battle Blaze

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Do you LOVE Conan the Barbarian? Do you love him so much you’ll consume anything vaguely resembling him, including media that stole his imagine just to capitalize on his popularity? Do you LOVE poorly designed fighting games released far after any time that it could have been relevant? No? Good, because no one does. But theoretically if such an audience existed then WE TOTALLY HAVE A GAME FOR YOU! BATTLE BLAZE! Don’t worry – not only do we do a deep dive into this ridiculousness, we also discuss odd fetishes and Richard Dawson. So come on down and enjoy our misery.

Battle Blaze Podcast Shownotes:

We assure you, we’re still giving away a “Mystery Capcom Prize“
Dave streamed Battle Blaze on Twitch, if you like Twitch, video games, battle, blazing, or guys named Dave!
Do you still love a good Lunchable?
Justin McElroy did a thing called Things I bought at Sheetz.
HE NEEDS YOU TO GIVE HIM YOUR PEE-PEE!
Imagine a zombie version of Richard Dawson.
In case you didn’t know about the Imp stuff from FFVI.
The hottest fetish is the Solid Snake Box fetish.
Don’t forget that we covered Shaq Fu.
There was an episode over Golden Axe as well.
And just because, we also covered Altered Beast.
Battle Blaze has Floyd Mayweather AI.
The best appearance by Andrew Dice Clay.
MMMMMmmm Crash Test Dummies
Have you seen Mr. Belvedere sit on his balls? I can’t find it but here is a synopsis of the episode about AIDS.

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