Welcome to Kid Talk with Reverse “HawtBladez” Iguana and “Dave”. The Horrible No Good Very Bad Week is over so we’re talking about Streets of Rage 2. We also open Douglas’s heavy package; we drink sodas and crunch chips into our microphones just like professional podcasters (or Michelangelo in the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie — yes, we realize that he was eating some kind of Butterfinger(?) not chips but please just go along with it for the sake of the bit).
Virginity Thief Princess Consuela Banana Hammock Taryn joins us for this month’s Patreon episode! In the bonus episode we talk about Playboy, boobs, nsfw subreddits, pegging, Fuller House, penis costumes, Tinder and we each make a few confessions. Featuring a bonus appearance by Ryan (of being Tyler’s brother fame)! Join the ranks of our awesome Patreon donors to listen to the full episode.
The Very Bad Week continues. We’re going to level with you: we originally recorded this as a Patreon bonus episode. The audio quality wasn’t up to par so we decided to record something different for our Patreon donors. This episode was released to only one person, Former Master of Coin Ryan Walters, because he filed the proper Lost Episode acquisition forms. We thought we were done with this episode but then The Very Bad Week happened and we needed to use this recording for a regular episode. So there you have it. We hope you enjoy it anyway. Stay tuned for our originally scheduled episodes: Streets of Rage 2 and 3 Ninjas Kick Back.
It has been a bad week, but we’re dedicated to you. We’re doing this. You can barely hear the defeat in our voices, we swear. We were supposed to talk about Streets of Rage 2 on this episode, but instead we’re putting it off to talk about what video games we’ve been playing recently. We ask important questions like “do teens date?” and “what is Tinder?”.
We reach deep down in Imagineering’s big bag of bad games and come up with Home Improvement: Power Tool Pursuit! for the Super Nintendo. We pitch a lot of good Tim Allen movies in this episode. We try some hard soda for the first time. We find out which Home Improvement character we are. And we do some highly anticipated Care Bear Cousins research.
Strap on your cybernetic jet-wings and soar with us on a magical journey through Skyblazer, a hidden gem on the Super Nintendo. Amazingly enough we talk a lot about the game itself but we also explore extremely important tangents. We read a listener letter! We invent the sequel to Sweeney Todd moments after forgetting the name of the Sweeney Todd (for the second time). There’s lots of eFukt talk. We decide what Max Hardcore should be doing instead of wasting away in a jail cell.
Buckle up. This is probably the most NSFW episode of TADPOG yet. We decided to record (we’re calling it here) The Least Shared Episode of TADPOG Ever in order to get you worked up for Valentine’s Day. Soul Sister Yarn Sorceress Chandra and Rhythm Master Paul join us to talk about the dating sim puzzler, HuniePop.
Welp. It’s Super Bowl Sunday, so you know what that means…Soul Sister Yarn Sorceress Chandra and Rhythm Master Paul join us to help answer some voicemails and text messages (without PaRappa)! In this episode we talk about Fuck Pandas, Bangin’ Melons and Chandra makes a joke about her vagina.
The McBoys have all assembled right in the middle of Russellfest. We got Kenny. We got Chester. And of course we got Billie. We discuss Stargate (in all its glory) for the Super Nintendo. We open Blake’s package, enjoy a good shlorp-clack, and Kenny issues a quiz.
After years of planning (our fault), we finally get Pinball Archmage Chris Edler on the show to talk about pinball (and eat garbage food)! Dave finds out the technical term for the no-no hole, Chris schools us on pinball…like he really really really knows his stuff…and we take some calls.