It’s Halloween, so we’re going to stop worshipping the devil for just one minute to talk about Porky Pig’s Haunted Holiday for the SNES. We talk about last minute Halloween costumes, candy that old people love, and of course Merry Melodies Blue Ribbon.
Have you ever played Heroes of the Storm? Neither has Tyler. Or Jacob! But they’re both here to listen to Dave and Phil give the driest explanation of HotS in the history of dry explanations. This is the first (and possibly the last) TODPOG episode. Also, a few chuckles about Kroger Brand Rat Blood, a message from Bondage Pal and a story of bottomless love in college.
We set our chronometers to Oct. 21, 2015 and talk about Back to the Future for the NES with Miller (of #moremiller fame). We also leisurely sip on weird sodas from a weird store in Western Kentucky, corrupt our virtue and innocence with the Balls of Dorian Gray and answer a very special Would You Rather from Exalted Lord Mike of Perdue.
Two N64 Haters face off against two N64 Lovers in a no holds barred, winner take all, epic bout. Okay, not really. We end up having a pretty gregarious conversation about the Nintendo 64 and Dorkly’s list of top games for the console. If that’s not enough to entice you to click on the play button, we also talk about the crossover of whales into polyamorous circles and develop Glory Daze, the pinnacle of pornographic television entertainment.
This is it. We’re wrapping up Dorkly’s Top 25 N64 games. Josh and Ian return to finish discussing Ocarina of Time. There’s also (finally) plenty of explicit pog talk, rants about local fast food and another letter from civil war soldier Jon Turley.
Jacob and Galen join us to talk about video games and the snacks we ate as kids when our parents went to go take naps together. Beware, spoilers abound for Batman: Arkham Origins, and Bioshock Infinite. We also talk a little about South Park: The Stick of Truth, Darkest Dungeon and Persona Q.
Josh and Ian join us to talk about Dorkly’s top-rated Nintendo 64 game, The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. Additionally there is a message from Banjo (of Banjo-Kazooie fame), Meg plays Final Fantasy VIII, and we receive a letter from our long lost Burger Bottom at Klingon Basic Training.
Princess Consuela Banana Hammock (Flava Trick) Taryn Landon comes back to help us answer more voicemails and texts. We talk about Charles Ard, suckin’ the BK dick, and stories of dental surgery. BONUS: Soul Sister Yarn Sorceress calls with another erotically charged voice mail reading!