Here we are again. Monday. Feel free to come up with your own Garfield joke. We didn’t have much time to play video games this week. Super Star Wars: Return of the Jedi was so engrossing that we couldn’t tear ourselves away from it long enough to play anything else. Luckily, long-time guest host, beloved friend, and winner of “TADPOG: Beyond the Church Basement — Battle Royale”, Nicole Nance (of Kirby fame) bailed us out by agreeing to be our interviewee in the latest installment of To Better Know a Guest Host.
I bet you thought this day would never come. The anticipated climax to TADPOG’s journey through the Super Star Wars series. Would we be talking about this game if it weren’t ranked as IGN’s 26th best Super Nintendo game of all time? Well…no. Probably not. But can you blame us? So…spoilers…we didn’t really like this game very much so, if you hold it near and dear to your heart prepare to be hurt by our careless words. Otherwise, you’re probably going to really like this episode! Jon Turley (of NBA James fame) is back, bringing infinite Jedi wisdom to TADPOG Annex II.
It’s Monday, and you know what that means. It’s an OSM episode of TADPOG. Optional Stanley Monday. We say Optional because we spoil the dickens out of this game. We just…we just spoil it a lot. Trust us. Nicole Nance (of Kirby fame) joins us to help spoil it. So…if you haven’t played The Stanley Parable — maybe you should. It’s really good. We think you would like it. THEN come back and listen to us talk about it. Or not. This game is all about choices. So we’re going to let you decide when to listen to this episode. Enjoy.
Fact: Mario got his medical degree from an online university in Moscow.
Today on Original Flavor Wednesday, we sit down with Jon Turley (of NBA Jam fame) and talk about Tetris & Dr. Mario, IGN’s 27th ranked Super Nintendo game. It’s got Tetris. It’s got Dr. Mario. Y’know just Tetris and Dr. Mario. Take the Tetris, take the Dr. Mario and have a good time.
TADPOG Nation, when I was in Elementary school I thought Monday was the first day of the week so…on this episode of TADPOG SIDEPOG Elementary First Day of the Week we conclude the legwork we have to do by breaking down Mario All Stars with the very iconic Super Mario Bros. We bring in Josh Nance of Uniracers fame and discuss how the game has impacted out lives and what we think about its characteristics, tips, tricks and secret. We may also talk about what not to wear when you’re fat, things that normal turtles do and listen to the best Josh Nance voice yet.
TADPOG Nation, Original Flavor Wednesday has come and we’ve finally arrived at IGN’s 28th ranked game, Donkey Kong Country. We’ve played this game in vans, in retail outlets and in newly furnished garages and present our musings to you. We enjoy talking about the game but also go on about alleged mishaps with local celebrities, the death of a TADPOG Icon and the manliest men in American history.
On this Other Shit Monday episode, we get rambunctious with Virginity Thief Taryn (of Jaws fame). You’re probably worried that this episode doesn’t contain copious amounts of Dave Matthews and Friends references. Don’t worry. There’s more David the Gnome talk too and lots of personal sexual revelations! We also talk about the game a little.
On this Original Flavor Wednesday we’re talking about IGN’s 29th ranked Super Nintendo game, Wario’s Woods. Spoilers: we didn’t like it. At all. So, if you grew up loving this game…prepare to be very upset with us. To help bear the burden with us, two veteran guest hosts join us — recent velociraptor-birth-attack survivor, Megs246 (of Kirby’s Avalanche fame) and Josh Nance (of Uniracers fame). Jon Turley (of NBA James Fame) makes a brief cameo.
On this episode of TADPOG OTM, we bring you the next installment of our Stephen Colbert name rip-off series, Better Know a Guest Host. This week we’re bringing you Grand Maester Wiley Ammons of Super Star Wars and FTL fame. We talk about some very old video games, board games and topics Wiley has thought and would have preferred his friends had not remembered.